Happy Birthday Mrs. Parker

I know i just posted like, 5 seconds ago but then my least favorite and most disturbing commercial came on adn i realized that it needed to be discussed. I might even need therapy.

has anyone seen the commerical for brawny paper towells? Lemme see if i can recreate it:

(Handsome lumberjack type guy fosting a cake)

Narrator: (Smooth Barry White voice) Oooohhhhhh, she'll love that.

(Lumberjack smirks and gives bedroom eyes to the camera. Spills white drippy frosting on the counter)

Narrator: Ohhh, what have we here? Nothing brawny can't handle.

(Lumberjack scoops up puppy, wipes him with a paper towell)

Narrator: We have a very dirty little boy, here.

(Puppy, lumberjack, and cake all head toward the camera. Lumberjack gives kim catrall face)

Narrator: Happy Birthday to you, Mrs. Parker. Happy Birthday to you.


WTF????? Do the words "wildly uncomfortable" mean anything to these network people? Forget desperate housewives, the FCC should be focusing their attention on Brawny.