run! its the po-po
actually, no one ran and the police were super nice, but i'm getting ahead of myself.
first i have to point out that i have no friends as no one responded to my ugly contest so i didn't even have to think of a prize. or maybe i don't have friends with hours of worthless internet time to spare.....nope, they pretty much all do.
so tonight, we decide to go with some friends to have a bonfire up patty canyon. things are going well, fire is burning, wine is being consumed, bob dylan is being sung......and just as hilary is staggering to the outhouse, i see flashlights. po-fucking-lice.
i had just finished telling jared before we left how much fun it is to do these things now that we are over 21 and the terror of MIPs is over.
i thought we were all 21. turns out we weren't. i left my ID in the truck at the trailhead, as did the staggering girl. they were all about her. they got everyone else's IDs and were calling them in. i was like, do you need my numbers? I can go to the truck to get my ID. they were like, its cool, we'll look when we get to teh truck. they didnt look! APPARENTLY I'M HAGARD AND CANNOT POSSIBLE BE MISTAKEN FOR UNDER 21. Seriously, they grilled other people and didn't even care about my id. i'm so insulted.
i was ready to go home, so really it was ok that the cops came and they didn't even give an MIP to the 20-year old. so technically the night was a success. and jimmy happened to know ALL of the words to "Under the Sea" from the little mermaid.
so it gets better.....hilary is so trashed and jared had to carry her down the stairs where she only barely made it to the bathroom before she puked. she proceded to lie on the floor and talk about how she needed to talk about chaos and perturbation theory and how she doesn't know her limits. she lives with her parents so she was terrified to go home.....we kept asking her if she wanted to go home, she'd shake her head. when we asked if she wanted to stay, she'd shake her head. if you asked what she wanted to do, she'd bury her head in her bowl.
jared coined the phrase, "she doesn't want to stay, she doesn't want to go, and if you question her further, she pukes."
first i have to point out that i have no friends as no one responded to my ugly contest so i didn't even have to think of a prize. or maybe i don't have friends with hours of worthless internet time to spare.....nope, they pretty much all do.
so tonight, we decide to go with some friends to have a bonfire up patty canyon. things are going well, fire is burning, wine is being consumed, bob dylan is being sung......and just as hilary is staggering to the outhouse, i see flashlights. po-fucking-lice.
i had just finished telling jared before we left how much fun it is to do these things now that we are over 21 and the terror of MIPs is over.
i thought we were all 21. turns out we weren't. i left my ID in the truck at the trailhead, as did the staggering girl. they were all about her. they got everyone else's IDs and were calling them in. i was like, do you need my numbers? I can go to the truck to get my ID. they were like, its cool, we'll look when we get to teh truck. they didnt look! APPARENTLY I'M HAGARD AND CANNOT POSSIBLE BE MISTAKEN FOR UNDER 21. Seriously, they grilled other people and didn't even care about my id. i'm so insulted.
i was ready to go home, so really it was ok that the cops came and they didn't even give an MIP to the 20-year old. so technically the night was a success. and jimmy happened to know ALL of the words to "Under the Sea" from the little mermaid.
so it gets better.....hilary is so trashed and jared had to carry her down the stairs where she only barely made it to the bathroom before she puked. she proceded to lie on the floor and talk about how she needed to talk about chaos and perturbation theory and how she doesn't know her limits. she lives with her parents so she was terrified to go home.....we kept asking her if she wanted to go home, she'd shake her head. when we asked if she wanted to stay, she'd shake her head. if you asked what she wanted to do, she'd bury her head in her bowl.
jared coined the phrase, "she doesn't want to stay, she doesn't want to go, and if you question her further, she pukes."
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