ugly contest

Have you ever noticed what ugly things rich people have/wear. You think to yourself, this woman can afford anything she wants and she bought that?

jasminesoup is sponsering an ugly contest along these lines. comment witha link to the ugliest thing you can find costing $4000-$5000. At the end of the undefined time period, the person who posts with the ugliest thing (i will be the arbiter of ugly) will win a prize, also undefined.

Here are some examples to get you started:



This vest is reversible....python on one side and alligator on the other. Note the feather fringe.


Who buys a giant crystal turtle? Its not even detailed...it just has little stumps for legs. No webbing or anything.



This last one is so ugly that it deserves a description because the photo doesn't do it justice: Two Front Pockets-Tiger Pattern on Front-Tiger and Diamonds Pattern On Back-Swarovski Crystals Details on Buttons Closures-Swarovski Crystals Details on Front-Fox Fur on Collar

So go forth, all you slackers at work. Search froogle and Saks and bring to me the ugliest of the ugly.