cats are people too

He is a partial transcript this morning. Keep in mind that Jared is technically in a huge hurry...

jared: Irma! I just decided something. You're coming with me today. (picks irma up)

jared: Here, hold my hat (give irma his hat, she hold it with her front paws on her belly)

jared: Ok, now open the door, Irma. My hand are full I can't possible open it. You've got to try! Use your paws.

Jared: oh irma, you can't come with me if you don't open the door. I'm sorry, thats the way things are.